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Topic: Dark Humour 4, Time to try again....
Morgan
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Posted: July 01 2006,4:12 am

Got a letter from Kaiser Perm. after a switch to a new doctor.  It said, "I look forward to being your personal physician, and helping you achieve your health goals."

I'd love to tell 'im, "Dude!  My health goals are death.  Can you do something about that on this visit?"

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This might be a repeater re-phrased, but hey!  Me thinks 'tis worth repeating.

"Hey, sonny.  What do you want for your birthday?"

"Ma, your picture would be plenty.  Well, and maybe a dart board."  :eyemouth:

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Morgan
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Posted: July 03 2006,10:46 am

Another link on weird and stupid laws:
http://www.floydpinkerton.net/fun/laws.html

Gods, how low of an I.Q. do you need to work for the government.  The might have a few token smarties, but I don't think they condone a higher than 20 point I.Q. from the looks of it.  I mean, our appointed president is probably well below 20.  (-402?  Or do I give him too much credit?)

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Morgan
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Posted: July 05 2006,5:37 am

There is a place called Moron, Mongolia.  I think I'll stop while I'm still this side of politically correct, but we all know where this can go, don't we??????

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Morgan
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Posted: July 05 2006,12:53 pm

Signs, signs, everywhere there's. . .
http://www.surfingtheapocalypse.net/cgi-bin....=142936

Even some graveyard humour.  These are great.

Man, I'm beginning to think this is my own personal thread, or somethin'.  Anybody else around?

Edited by Morgan on July 05 2006,12:56 pm

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Jentzi
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Posted: July 06 2006,9:02 am

*giggles* Maybe it´s just that you´re the perkiest around, so that´s why you ke3ep life in the humour-section? It comes naturally!

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Morgan
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Posted: July 06 2006,12:09 pm

Perkiest?  Most obnoxious, maybe. . .  No, definitely.  By the way, my "The sole purpose of life is to serve the bladder and intestine" rant (I can't remember where I put it on this forum) got over 300 reads on surfingtheapocalypse.

Edited by Morgan on July 06 2006,1:03 pm

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Azothoth
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Posted: July 06 2006,2:10 pm

I never thought I'd see the day when somebody called Morgan "perky."  Brave, Jentzi.  Very brave.  

Here's a joke fer y'all that may come off as a tad racist, but don't blame me, Jack London wrote it during his "hackwork" phase.  (sheesh.  the disclaimer is longer than the joke)

Tommy:  If a Filipino  eats his mother and is father, what is he?
Tommy's Pa:  A cannibal, of course.
Tommy:  Na.  He's an orphan.

Do I get any obnoxious points for that one?

Edited by Azothoth on July 06 2006,2:13 pm

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Jentzi
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Posted: July 06 2006,3:57 pm

Hmm, yeah, blame Jack London. Sure..It was funny, but stupid-funny..but still funny.

http://www.tshirthell.com/

Very funny tshirts..I didn´t know where to put it, but I´ve been laughing alot at them..Some are REALLY tasteless though. Don´t say I didn´t warn you..because I did!

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Morgan
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Posted: July 06 2006,4:05 pm

Yeah, you get a couple of points, Azothoth.  Glad to see it.  You get more points if you come up with them independantly, though. Cute site, Jentzi.  Been there before, but it's nice to get a refresher.

Edited by Morgan on July 06 2006,4:06 pm

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Azothoth
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Posted: July 06 2006,10:51 pm

I'll try harder next time.

I need to get that "I can kick your baby's ass" shirt for one of my nephews.

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