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Morgan
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Posted: Aug. 31 2017,3:53 am

A cartoon for those who know about me:

http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2017/08/31

No nose hair coat, but this is the next best thing.  I almost can't believe this thing exists.

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darkus markus
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Posted: Sep. 15 2017,1:08 pm

My sister told me that she was going to move the hostas at my parents' grave site. She says they are growing over into the neighbors' plots.  I asked her if she would rather move the neighbors instead.  She said she was hoping they would move on their own but so far no luck.  I asked her if I should do a summoning and see what comes up.  Still waiting for her reply....

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Morgan
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Posted: Oct. 03 2017,7:17 am

Potential pickup line.  "Yo, foxy!  You for sale????????"

If they say, no; say, "That's OK.  You look kinda expensive to own anyway.  How about for rent?"

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Morgan
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Posted: Oct. 13 2017,5:21 pm

A forum moderator actually sent me the top link on nose hair extensions, I keyed in nose hair extensions, and found this:

https://www.google.com/search?....e=UTF-8

My boss at the restaurant said I could wear them to work. áProbably not on swing shift, though.  I'll get some when we have a positive net income in a comfort zone.

Edited by Morgan on Oct. 13 2017,5:54 pm

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Morgan
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Posted: Oct. 14 2017,10:40 am

One more nose hair vid.  This is a SNL skit, and it's HILARIOUS!

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nose-hair/n9311?snl=1

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Morgan
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Posted: Oct. 27 2017,11:31 am

Awesome tombstones:

http://www.madnesshub.com/2017....se.html

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Morgan
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Posted: Dec. 06 2017,5:20 am

Something to just blurt out at a family dinner:

"Ya know, I don't think the Satanists are sacrificing enough children.  There's just too many of the dayam things around."

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Morgan
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Posted: Jan. 21 2018,10:33 am

I told my boss that I dreamt I cleaned the floor of the restaurant on my nap during my split shift.  I asked if I'd get overtime for that.  She said, yes.  You can collect the check in your dream.

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