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Topic: Dark Humour 4, Time to try again....
Morgan
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Posted: July 18 2006,12:25 pm

Uh. . .should this go here?  Awe, why not!

Vengeance, thy name is 'nose'.  (Speaking of Shakespearean metaphores. . .uh. . .sorta vaguely.)

Onywa', I was reflecting on my past, and what an idiot I used to be when I was actually stupid enough to get married to a creature that reminded me of something, I mean someone else.  Yeah, financially, it was a case of what's his is his, and what's mine is ours.  I'm sorry, but I've got an old fashioned streak, and I was taught that's the way you relate to your bitch.

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Morgan
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Posted: July 18 2006,5:29 pm

Uh, why couldn't I have thought of this when I was 10 years old?

'Be glad you didn't.  You would have been slapped silly.'

But still!  Parental Atagonism 101:

Talk to a buddy or sibling in front of your parents on what's grosser.  Watching someone commit a bandsaw suicide or watching someone give birth.  Have the other respond on the bandsaw suicide probably being more dignified, then come back with the scenario of commiting a bandsaw suicide 'WHILE' giving birth, and take it from there.

We'll have to excuse me, but my resentment meter has just gone in the red, and a few of my subsequent sarcastic posts might be slightly on the vicious side.

'Slightly?'

Little bit.

'Uh huh.  Yeah, sure.'

Edited by Morgan on July 18 2006,5:31 pm

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Andrew Von Poe
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Posted: July 18 2006,5:49 pm

Hm.... methinks Side Dish and I might have to do this next time we see our dear grandparents. I'll ask him. :laugh: :laugh:

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Morgan
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Posted: July 18 2006,6:58 pm

Post results please.   :eyemouth:

I think I better e-mail you the rest of what I wanna say.  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

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Morgan
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Posted: July 19 2006,11:18 am

Wanna know a good way to cause a traffic accident in the worst possible way?

Ignore this advice:
http://www.surfingtheapocalypse.net/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=144825

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Morgan
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Posted: July 20 2006,12:17 am

No clue if this is a repeater, or even who came up with it. áBumper sticker:

The Best Satanists Are Reformed Catholics

True, huh?

Edited by Morgan on July 20 2006,12:18 am

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Morgan
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Posted: July 22 2006,1:40 pm

This makes me hope Ken Lay is still alive:
http://www.kenlayisalive.org/
Just so he can see it. :eyemouth:

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Jentzi
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Posted: July 24 2006,8:04 am

:laugh:  One of the photos make me think of a handpuppet!

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Morgan
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Posted: July 28 2006,8:47 am

'Nother Non Sequitur Reaper 'Toon:
http://www.uclick.com/client/smc/nq/2006/07/28/

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Andrew Von Poe
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Posted: July 28 2006,11:19 pm

:laugh: :laugh: That reminds me of a joke that's in The Sandman:

A woman called the police station, and said "Help! I've been reaped!"
The officer said 'Calm down ma'am. Don't you mean raped?"
She said 'No, he used a sythe!"

Ba-dum-tish!

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