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HOLDEN
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Posted: June 23 2006,4:40 pm

did everyone see the video clip of Steven Colbert's appearance at the White House press dinner? WONDERFULL! i'm so proud of that guy for actually doing what many of us would love to do: speaking truth to power & socially compelling that criminal bastard Bush to sit down, shut up, listen & take it!

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Morgan
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Posted: June 24 2006,2:57 am

No TV connected, so no; but this has got to be my favourite post in Dark Humour, so far.  Also, the alternative news is looking real good, on this subject.  Now when will all come to fruition?!!!!!! :banghead:  :banghead:  :banghead:

Patience, my ass. . .ya know?

Onyhoo. . .what NOT to put on resumes:
http://www.resumania.com/arcindex.html

Edited by Morgan on June 24 2006,6:23 am

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HOLDEN
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Posted: June 24 2006,4:26 pm

you don't have to have seen it on t.v. to see it. go to Google, type in "Stephen Colbert, White House Correspondents Dinner" then click "i'm feeling lucky". this takes you immediately to the relevant video clip.

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Morgan
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Posted: June 25 2006,4:49 am

I don't know what happened to my 'I'm Feeling Lucky', but I found the video, and 24 minute videos on dialup don't work too good.  I read about it, and I thought that was pretty funny.

Now, I just found a brand of fruit juice drinks made in Mexico, called 'Boing'.  I got me a box of tamarind, and I'll find out if it's any good to-morrow.  Some things just don't translate well, ya know?

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Maldoror
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Posted: June 26 2006,7:28 pm

A couple of recommendations regarding superb dark comedy: Jam, Brass Eye, Nighty Night-series 1 and 2. Nothing is taboo in any of these shows. Damn funny stuff indeed!! :laugh:

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Morgan
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Posted: June 26 2006,10:32 pm

Bush joke regarding his intellectuality:
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=90066\

Also, the Boing was tastey, but I won't buy any more.  Sodium Benzoate.

Edited by Morgan on June 28 2006,11:02 am

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Morgan
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Posted: June 28 2006,10:53 am

The last line is funnier than hell.  Gods, how many times have you wanted to tell something of this sort to someone:

http://www.surfingtheapocalypse.net/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=142154

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Morgan
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Posted: June 29 2006,1:08 pm

Country Wisdom:

Some of it is funny, some of it is damn good advice.

http://www.surfingtheapocalypse.net/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=142252

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Morgan
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Posted: June 30 2006,12:21 am

I'm like, having a conversation with like, one of my printers.  An indigo 5000, and I tell it, "Ya know, I absolutely can't stand your software, but I love your hardware, ya know?"

It replies, "So you could care less about my mind, and you only want me for my body, huh?"

"Darn tootin'!"

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A conversation I did not have with one of my managers (yet?):

"Hey Richard!  Wanna hear about a conversation we didn't have?"

"Uh, probably not."

"That's OK.  I'm gonna tell you anyway, but you know!  I would like nothing better than to have a conversation with Nicky Copernicus right now.  I swear!  Where is he when you need him!  This is all your fault."

"My fault?"

"Yeah!  He only died in 1543.  Couldn't you have saved him?"

"Uh, Morgan?"

"Yeah?"

"I'M NOT THAT OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Edited by Morgan on June 30 2006,12:22 am

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Morgan
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Posted: July 01 2006,2:27 am

Non Sequitur strikes again with the 'death 'toons'.
http://www.uclick.com/client/smc/nq/2006/07/01/

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