Owned by Donn & Than
Joined: May 2004
|Posted: Oct. 15 2009,9:56 am
Don't kill them at all. Tie 'em up nekkid on a potty chair in a pink room, never turn the lights out, feed 'em only liver, lima beans, skim milk and wonder bread, and have a TV in front of them that's on 24/7 with only Lawrence Welk on. Until they die of 'natural' causes.
Never let 'em outta the chair, either; ya know? For anything. Not as painful as the Judas chair, but after a few days of that they'll probably be screamin' for the Pear Of Anguish to finish 'em off.
NAMASTE, AND MY VASUKI LICK YOUR NOSE!