OK, so there's this traveling salesman who's not meeting his quota because he LOVES to party--wine, women, etc., ad nauseam. He decides to go down to the local science lab and get himself cloned--so he can send the clone out to do the hard sales work, while he goes out to get drunk and get laid (and whatever else).
The clone comes out a perfect double, but has no social, language, or selling skills. The salesman takes the clone everywhere with him on the road: sales presentations, bars, office parties, business meetings--anywhere and everywhere he can, so the clone can pick up everything he needs to handle the sales route.
Eventually, the clone learns everything the traveling salesman knows: little more than sales, sex, and swearing. Our salesman is satisfied, so he takes a 2 week cruise to the Bahamas while the clone goes out on the sales route.
Two weeks into his vacation, the salesman gets a call from a horrified district sales manager that he has been getting reports of this clone hustling women, swearing like a sailor at presentations, and really making the company's name stink. The manager tells the salesman to get rid of the clone any way he can, or he'll lose his job.
The alarmed salesman comes home, puts the clone in his car, drives up to the mountains, and throws the clone off a cliff...and is immediately arrested:
FOR MAKING AN OBSCENE CLONE FALL.