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Topic: Human Cloning...Almost, What does everyone think?
Dellamorte
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Posted: Dec. 07 2001,8:24 am

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Quote: from Lenore on 7:04 am on Dec. 7, 2001

BUT I don't think people should be harrassed because they don't like kids, for the most part I DON'T EITHER!

I didn't use to like kids either, but I have found that the trick is all in the sauce, and the correct seasonings. Furthermore, do not use a plain charcoal to barbeque them with, try a nicely aged hickory wood instead over a pit.

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Samaelz
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Posted: Dec. 07 2001,8:48 am

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Geez, Leilah, don't tempt me!  You run such a nice non-flame board here, I'd hate to ruin it!  :biggrin:  
You already know my other favorite site, I know...
(The Brats! Page):
http://www.fred.net/turtle/kids/kids2.html
Anyone not afraid to hear rabid anti-child/brat sentiments spewed forth, just go there!  I post there so I can keep a civil tongue here! (and keep things on topic here...heehee)  And of course, there's always The Misanthropic Bitch:
http://misanthropic-bitch.com

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Amuse me please :disturbed:
Which one of the fallowing four would agree to most of all daoine o' as to why you hate kids?

1. Children would interfer with your daily sex life.
2.  They'd try to manipulate you to spoil them rotten.
3. Jailbate
4. Use you as an easy target for scapegoating, run up the bills, and turn you into their ever slaving house maid. And then sue you for being bad mother for refusing to clean up after them.

(Edited by Samaelz at 8:52 am on Dec. 7, 2001)

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TalN
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Posted: Dec. 07 2001,1:16 pm

Sam  - that's an automatic All of the Above!   But the biggest one for me is .......

You have to take care of them, which leaves little time for what is important ot me.  And their parents are worse because they are afraid the kid might learn Mom or Dad is sometimes WRONG!

Some kids are cool and I enjoy them as long as they can think for themselves and leave me alone once in a while.


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highlordbashar
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Posted: Dec. 07 2001,8:25 pm

i have a 2 1/2 year old that's the center of my universe. but i must admit, there is nothing worse than a smartass 5 year old. i can look back and see why so many people hated me as child. (harty har har.)

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TorzuRor
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Posted: Feb. 03 2002,5:38 pm

I'm all for human cloning. It is the only method that we can successfully space travel. Here would be my technique:
From a space station you launch the colony craft with no living beings. When the craft detects a life bearing planet the computers set the cloning devices into motion, grow the humans and train them through recordings. Robots would have to clean up after them of course. Then the clones could colonize the planet through more cloning and the standard procreation process which they would learn through PORN! heha

Children from birth to 7 are Feral creatures, they would mame and kill if not controlled by adults. After 7 they are more human but still animals..until they die of old age. If not trained by civilized beings they would continue to mame and kill based on their desires. Like politicians.

Back to cloning...its a good thing..more power to them.
Through cloning we have a better chance of intergrating machinery into the human being..right from conception.

The day of the Androids will come...and I will laugh my demonic laugh boooohhahahahahah



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Dark Angel
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Posted: Feb. 04 2002,5:16 pm

About cloning..
it's all depand on the use of them..
dont forget that when you start cloning you stop evolution in humanty! (and no one wants that..)
the whole thing about controling the DNA will let the rich ppl have smarter stronger and even more beautiful kids
and will creat an even biger diffrent between rich and poor ppl
cloning can be great if used for medicent (body part's etc) but it will allso make a man's life worth less
someone dies at war? ha.. give me a sample of his hair..
wait a sec.. here you go!! a bran new one!! now go and fight!!
any way.. i think cloning could be very useful but extrimly dangerus!! it's very easy to swich ppl like that (like you'r own favorit  polition :hapface:)

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Niobe
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Posted: Feb. 04 2002,7:34 pm

A copy is never as good as its original.

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Leilah
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Posted: Feb. 04 2002,7:39 pm

Heck no! But think of all the grunt work it could get done while you're on vacation :asthanos:!

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Niobe
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Posted: Feb. 04 2002,8:03 pm

OK, so there's this traveling salesman who's not meeting his quota because he LOVES to party--wine, women, etc., ad nauseam. He decides to go down to the local science lab and get himself cloned--so he can send the clone out to do the hard sales work, while he goes out to get drunk and get laid (and whatever else).

The clone comes out a perfect double, but has no social, language, or selling skills. The salesman takes the clone everywhere with him on the road: sales presentations, bars, office parties, business meetings--anywhere and everywhere he can, so the clone can pick up everything he needs to handle the sales route.

Eventually, the clone learns everything the traveling salesman knows: little more than sales, sex, and swearing. Our salesman is satisfied, so he takes a 2 week cruise to the Bahamas while the clone goes out on the sales route.

Two weeks into his vacation, the salesman gets a call from a horrified district sales manager that he has been getting reports of this clone hustling women, swearing like a sailor at presentations, and really making the company's name stink. The manager tells the salesman to get rid of the clone any way he can, or he'll lose his job.

The alarmed salesman comes home, puts the clone in his car, drives up to the mountains, and throws the clone off a cliff...and is immediately arrested:

FOR MAKING AN OBSCENE CLONE FALL.


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Leilah
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Posted: Feb. 04 2002,9:03 pm

Oh..Oh..That is SO bad,  Niobe :laugh: :shake: :beer: :flame:

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